As I used various enamelware containers for gardening this year, I threw the corresponding lids beside the compost pile. I knew they wouldn't make good compost, but I wasn't ready to chuck them either. Then they moved to the "needs to be washed outside" pile. Then, to the "needs to be washed even better inside" pile. By this point, I had a pretty good idea what I was going to do with them.
So I went out to the magical shed which produced a piece of scrap wood wide and long enough for my vision. A quick coat of white for a base coat. A dry brush of chalked red over that. Then I simply pounded a hole through each lid. Then spaced them evenly across the red board and pounded in a nail. Attached a cool chain to the back.
I was tempted to write something cheesy under the lids:
Hang It All
I'm Hooked On You
Put A Lid On It
I think we are all thankful that I managed to control myself.